why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her
im not kidding
but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
this post has offended so many men and its hilarious. thank you snailofficial
When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it