Heartfly

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

shappeyhappy:

"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"

nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”

(via agentphill)

I still check on you.

a-precis:

superbeaner:

No matter what happened between us, or how long its been since we last talked, I still care, I wanna know you’re doing and feeling. I don’t stalk you but just enough to know you’re okay because you’re still that person I miss and the person who will always be in my heart.

The unfortunate truth that comes from all of us.

joemajesty

(Source: tumblrsupreme, via grasspkmntrainer)

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

(via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via tastefullyoffensive)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me:

Wow idk that's a lot of money

15-year-old me:

Kickass, that's so cheap

20-year-old me:

Wow idk that's a lot of money

thenimbus:

I’m kinda worried about my chemistry class. After looking through the syllabus, it may be a bit more than I bargained for…

thenimbus:

I’m kinda worried about my chemistry class. After looking through the syllabus, it may be a bit more than I bargained for…

toptierwaifu:

most people think that anīme is derived from the word animation but it is actually from the latin root anim meaning life or soul because when you watch anime thats what it devours

(via moltopiano)

peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

(via tastefullyoffensive)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via covered-in-ovaries)

the-real-seebs:

wicked-beautiful:

lastchanceavalanche:

Starting to learn this

I need to remember this. I always forget it.

You may have always forgotten it so far, but you’ll get it eventually.

the-real-seebs:

wicked-beautiful:

lastchanceavalanche:

Starting to learn this

I need to remember this. I always forget it.

You may have always forgotten it so far, but you’ll get it eventually.

(via moltopiano)

dorkly:

Happy National Dog Day!

(Source: dorkly.com, via tastefullyoffensive)

dangerscissor:

divineorb:

I only like girls who look like they can summon crows whenever they want with magic

whats up

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(via covered-in-ovaries)

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon, via ruinedchildhood)

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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(via covered-in-ovaries)