Heartfly

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

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lolcuteanimals:

Little tough guys.  Cute Rottweiler puppies.

lolcuteanimals:

Little tough guys.  Cute Rottweiler puppies.

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

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themightyrarebreed:

Squirtle you nasty muhfucka don’t blow that shit at me. Rude

themightyrarebreed:

Squirtle you nasty muhfucka don’t blow that shit at me. Rude

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tentacoolaid:

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

see who

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"Faggot"

sueishappy:

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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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shubbabang:

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So today was interesting

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racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

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im not kidding

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agendr:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

this post has offended so many men and its hilarious. thank you snailofficial

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elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

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lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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zohbugg:

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

(via ruinedchildhood)